This is actually a cross-blog post today, folks, but I wanted to give everyone a fair chance at this. (See how very, very nice I actually am, for a satirist?)
I run another blog – which, if you’ve actually clicked on any of the ever-growing “about Elizabeth Williams Bushey” pages that keep sprouting above, you’ll know – called “The Cool Tool Girl” – and Home and Garden TV just alerted me to a casting call for the popular “Carter Can” series.
They’re looking for a new handyman to join the show. Interested?
Check out the Cool Tool Girl Blog for more details. See ya!
-elizabeth
p.s. – I’m putting a “naked” tag in here just to make sure people read this. See: “Elizabeth Bushey is making fun of you.”
Everything you read on this blog is actually true. As in, this is a genuine, non-fiction blog. Generally, I don't name names when the parties concerned are (a) related to me and/or (b) under the age of majority, and therefore no matter how funny they are, unable to give their informed consent to have their hilarious but true commentary on the ridiculousness of life publicized globally. I do, however, skirt the issue of crediting them by admitting it was not ME who came up with their jokes, but "some kid." (Works for most of us.)
look - no, really, look 
I was on TV once. It was no big deal. Cops: season 7.
I was the one running away from the police.
So then, you aren’t the audition type?
-e