Look.
No, really. Look.
Look at this guy.
Anytime you’re feeling just the tad bit sensitive about how YOU look naked, go back to your bookmarks and FIND THIS PAGE.
Think of the confidence THIS MAN HAS.
BE INSPIRED.
Yes. He has WAY more guitars than you do.
Yes. He has seen a lot more women naked than you ever will – even if you ARE a woman: a woman with perfect attendance in phys. ed. class. Even a woman who doesn’t even get uncomfortable in department room fitting rooms with no doors or curtains, even.
Even if you are a promiscuous, beautiful lesbian woman with perfect attendance in gym class who doesn’t get uncomfortable in fitting rooms with no doors or curtains, even.
But STILL:
(What was I talking about?…) Oh, YEAH!
CONFIDENCE. The man has it in SPADES. And couldn’t we all use some?
That’s what we all need to look at today. Keith Richards naked. Or nearly.
You can’t really look away, can you? I mean, go ahead. Try. You can’t. It’s like an accident on the highway.
G’head. I dare ya.
See…?
Everything you read on this blog is actually true. As in, this is a genuine, non-fiction blog. Generally, I don't name names when the parties concerned are (a) related to me and/or (b) under the age of majority, and therefore no matter how funny they are, unable to give their informed consent to have their hilarious but true commentary on the ridiculousness of life publicized globally. I do, however, skirt the issue of crediting them by admitting it was not ME who came up with their jokes, but "some kid." (Works for most of us.)
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